tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-14679362846900308042012-02-16T03:40:34.757-08:00Your life won't change unless you change it.http://www.blogger.com/profile/12313160160600834908noreply@blogger.comBlogger61100tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-1467936284690030804.post-77833613458335581542010-04-24T01:36:00.000-07:002010-04-24T01:37:50.598-07:00contact: arulmozhikk@gmail.com<div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/1467936284690030804-7783361345833558154?l=somethinglearn.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>Your life won't change unless you change it.http://www.blogger.com/profile/12313160160600834908noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-1467936284690030804.post-38667951773177780482008-06-12T22:07:00.001-07:002008-06-12T22:13:39.634-07:00* Why is a pear called a pear when there is only one? <br /><br />* If an orange is orange why isn't a lime called a green and a lemon called a yellow? <br /><br />* Why do they put real lemon in detergent and artificial lemon flavor in food? <br /><br /># Why do bananas grow upward and all other fruits grow downward? <br /><br /># Why do all things banana-flavored taste exactly alike yet nothing like banana? <br /><br /># Why do we call them pineapples when they have neither pine nor apples in them? <br /><br /># Which fruits are in Juicy Fruit gum? <br /><br /># There are 32 points to the compass meaning that there are 32 directions in which a spoon can squirt grapefruit. Then why does the juice almost invariably fly straight into the human eye? <br /><br /># Why does a banana taste better when eaten sideways?<br /><br /># Why does a grapefruit look nothing like a grape? <br /><br /># If fruit is meant to be eaten why are some types poisonous?<br /><br /># Why are raisins called raisins if they are only dried grapes? Why not just call them dried grapes?<br /><br /># Shouldn't unripened oranges be called greens?<br /><br /># Why do bananas always curve to the left when held in the right hand? <br /><br /># If it wasn't for those little stickers on fruit would we know those hard green plastic-like things are really vine-ripened tomatoes? <br /><br /># If you accidentally eat fake fruit do you throw up fake vomit? <br /><br /># If an orange is called an orange because it is orange why isn't a banana called a yellow? <br /><br /># Have you ever known anyone who actually sat down and compared apples to apples or perhaps oranges to oranges? <br /><br /># What's the difference between 'lemon taste' and 'lemony taste'? <br /><br /># Is it an 'encore' when you eat more than one apple? <br /><br /># Which came first, orange the colour or orange the fruit? m)<br /><br /># Why do people use apples and oranges when they compare two things even though both of them are fruits? <br /><br /># Is a coconut a nut or a fruit? <br /><br /># If it was purple, would they still call it an 'orange'? <br /><br /># Why is there that little space inside strawberries, as if it was meant for a pit, and then the seeds are on the outside? <br /><br /># When you buy navel oranges, should you look for inneys or outeys? <br /><br /># Who were the people who found out that some fruits and vegetables are poisonous, or poisonous when prepared a certain way? And just how did they let everyone know to pass it on and don't eat them? <br /><br /># Are there pink lemons that make pink lemonade? <br /><br /># Why do Lemons have seeds but Limes don't? Aren’t they both citrus fruits? <br /><br /># How do the bananas get inside of the peel? <br /><br /># Has anyone ever actually slipped on a banana peel? <br /><br /># Why is fruit more expensive than potato chips? Heck, it grows on trees, right? <br /><br />After eating, do amphibians have to wait one hour before getting out of the water?<br /><br />If white wine goes with fish, do white grapes go with sushi?<br /><br />If a mute child swears, does his mother make him wash his hands with soap?<br /><br />If someone has a mid-life crisis while playing hide & seek, does he automatically lose because he can't find himself<br /><br />What's another word for synonym?<br /><br />If someone with multiple personalities threatens to kill himself, is it considered a hostage situation?<br /><br />When sign makers go on strike, what is written on their picket signs?<br /><br />Where do forest rangers go to "get away from it all"?<br /><br />Why isn't there mouse-flavored cat food?<br /><br />Why are builders afraid to have a 13th floor but book publishers aren't afraid to have a Chapter 11?<br /><br />How can there be self-help groups?<br /><br />If you're traveling at the speed of light and you turn your headlights on, what happens?<br /><br />What is the speed of dark?<br /><br />Since cats always land on their feet and jelly bread always lands jelly-side down, what happens if you tie jelly bread to<br />the back of a cat?<br /><br />When you're sending someone styrofoam, what do you pack it in?<br /><br />Why are there Braille signs on drive-up ATM's?<br /><br />If you have a friend who works for the Psychic Friends Network, should you plan a surprise birthday party for them?<br /><br />If women wear a pair of pants, a pair of glasses, and a pair of earrings, why don't they wear a pair of bras?<br /><br />If you take a shower, where do you put it?<br /><br />If you BEAR a child, why do you have a COW?<br /><br />Who tows the tow trucks when they break down?<br /><br />How come you never hear about gruntled employees?<br /><br />If God sneezes...what should you say?<br /><br />What is a "free" gift? Aren't all gifts free?<br /><br />Aren't all generalizations false?<br /><br />Why do you need a driver's license to buy liquor when you can't drink and drive?<br /><br />Why are cigarettes sold in gas stations when smoking is prohibited there?<br /><br />Do you need a silencer if you are going to shoot a mime?<br /><br />If a cow laughed, would milk come out her nose?<br /><br />Why are there interstate highways in Hawaii?<br /><br />If a woman can be a meter maid, can a man be a meter butler?<br /><br />Why is it that when you transport something by car, its called a shipment, but when you transport something by ship,<br />its called cargo?<br /><br />Why do we play in recitals and recite in plays?<br /><br />How do you know when yogurt goes bad?<br /><br />If you spend your day doing nothing, how do you know when you're done?<br /><br />Why isn't phonetic spelled the way it sounds?<br /><br />Where are Preparations A through G?<br /><br />If a tree falls in the woods, and lands on a mime, does anyone care?<br /><br />Are there seeing eye humans for blind dogs?<br /><br />If knees were backwards, what would chairs look like?<br /><br />Just before someone gets nervous, do they experience cocoons in their stomach?<br /><br />When you open a new bag of cotton balls, are you supposed to throw the top one away?<br /><br />When your pet bird sees you reading the newspaper, does he wonder why you're just sitting there, staring at<br />carpeting?<br /><br />When people lose weight, where does it go?<br /><br />What happened to the first 6 "ups"?<br /><br />Why is a women's prison called a penal colony?<br /><br />If an orange is orange, why isn't a lime called a green or a lemon called a yellow?<br /><br />Why don't sheep shrink in the rain?<br /><br />Why does your nose run, and your feet smell?<br /><br />If olive oil comes from olives, where does baby oil come from?<br /><br />If you ate pasta and anti-pasta, would you still be hungry?<br /><br />What do sheep count when they can't sleep?<br /><br />Why do we have hot water heaters? Isn't hot water already hot?<br /><br />Why do airlines call flights nonstop? Won't they all stop eventually?<br /><br />Does anybody ever vanish with a trace?<br /><br />If you dive into a pool of dry ice, can you swim without getting wet?<br /><br />If the folks at the "psychic hotlines" were really psychic, wouldn't they call you first?<br /><br />Why do they mark containers "This end up"? If you can read the marking, isn't that end already up?<br /><br />Why do fat chance and slim chance mean the same thing?<br /><br />Why is it so hard to remember how to spell mnemonic?<br /><br />Why is it called a TV "set" when you only get one?<br /><br />Why is it, whether you sit up or sit down, the result is the same?<br /><br />Why is there an expiration date on sour cream?<br /><br />If you keep trying to prove Murphy's Law, will something keep going wrong?<br /><br />Shouldn't there be a shorter word for monosyllabic?<br /><br />Why did kamikaze pilots wear helmets?<br /><br />Why doesn't glue stick to the inside of the bottle?<br /><br />Would a fly without wings be called a walk?<br /><br />Can you be a closet claustrophobic?<br /><br />Does the Postmaster General need a stamp of approval?<br /><br />If a book about failures doesn't sell, is it a success?<br /><br />If a parsley farmer is sued, can they garnish his wages?<br /><br />If a turtle doesn't have a shell, is he homeless or naked?<br /><br />Should vegetarians eat animal crackers?<br /><br />What is another word for thesaurus?<br /><br />If the funeral procession is at night, do folks drive with their lights off?<br /><br />If you're cross-eyed and have dyslexia can you read correctly?<br /><br />If a stealth bomber crashes in a forest, will it make a sound?<br /><br />If the cops arrest a mime, do they have to tell him he has the right to remain silent?<br /><br />What do you do when you see an endangered animal that eats only endangered plants?<br /><br />Why is the word abbreviate so long?<br /><br /> * If people from Poland are called "Poles," why aren't people from Holland called "Holes?"<br /><br /> * If man evolved from monkeys and apes, why do we still have monkeys and apes?<br /><br /> * Isn't it a bit unnerving that doctors call what they do "practice?"<br /><br /> * If a mute swears, does his mother wash his hands with soap?<br /><br /> * Why are a wise man and a wise guy opposites?<br /><br /> * Why do overlook and oversee mean opposite things?<br /> * If horrific means to make horrible, does terrific mean to make terrible?<br /> * Why isn't 11 pronounced onety one?<br /> * Why is a person who plays the piano called a pianist, but a person who drives a race car not called a racist?<br /> * If a pig loses its voice, is it disgruntled?<br /> * When someone asks you, "A penny for your thoughts," and you put your two cents in, what happens to the other penny?<br /> * Why is the man who invests all your money called a broker?<br /> * Why do croutons come in airtight packages? It's just stale bread to begin with?<br /> * Why do we say something is out of whack? What is a "whack"?<br /> * I am" is reportedly the shortest sentence in the English language. Could it be that "I do" is the longest sentence?<br /> * If lawyers are disbarred and clergymen defrocked, doesn't it follow that electricians can be delighted, musicians denoted, cowboys deranged, models deposed, tree surgeons debarked and dry cleaners depressed?<br /> * Why is it that if someone tells you that there are 1 billion stars in the universe, you will believe them, but if they tell you that a wall has wet paint you will have to touch it to be sure?<br /> * * If you mixed vodka with orange juice and milk of magnesia, would you get a Phillip's Screwdriver?<br /> * Why is the alphabet in that order? Is it because of that song?<br /> * Why are a wise man and a wise guy opposites?<br /> * Why do overlook and oversee mean opposite things?<br /> * If horrific means to make horrible, does terrific mean to make terrible?<br /> * Why is a person who plays the piano called a pianist, but a person who drives a race car not called a racist?<br /> * When someone asks you, "A penny for your thoughts," and you put your two cents in, what happens to the other penny?<br /> * Why is the man who invests all your money called a broker?<br /> * Why do croutons come in airtight packages? It's just stale bread to begin with?<br /> * If you mixed vodka with orange juice and milk of magnesia, would you get a Phillip's Screwdriver?<br /> * Why is it, when it comes to First Amendment rights (expression of free speech), God and religion is censored and pornography and perversion are promoted!<br /> * If work is so terrific, how come they have to pay you to do it?<br /> * Before they invented drawing boards, what did they go back to?<br /> * Why, when your alarm clock comes on, it's said to be going off?<br /> * Why do they call them apartments when they are stuck together?<br /> * Light travels faster than sound. This is why some people appear bright until you hear them speak.<br /> * How do you grow seedless grapes?<br /> * When you're driving your car and looking for an address, why do you turn the radio volume down?<br /> * A bus station is where a bus stops. A train station is where a train stops. A work station........<br /> * If Fed Ex and UPS were to merge, would they call it Fed UP?<br /><br /> * Do five out of four people really have trouble with fractions?<br /><br /> * How come you never hear about gruntled employees?<br /><br /> * How much faith does it take to be an atheist?<br /><br /> * I don't have a solution, but I admire your problem.<br /><br /> * If a tin whistle is made out of tin (and it is), then what, exactly, is a fog horn made out of?<br /> * If quitters never win, and winners never quit, what fool came up with, "Quit while you're ahead"?<br /> * I believe the only time the world beats a path to my door is when I'm in the bathroom.<br /> * If a book about failures doesn't sell, is it a success?<br /><br /> * Do they have reserved parking for non-handicapped people at the Special Olympics?<br /> * Would a fly without wings be called a "walk"?<br /><br /> * If a stealth bomber crashes in a forest, will it make a sound?<br /><br /> * If the cops arrest a mime, do they tell her she has the right to remain silent?<br /><br /> * Why do we play in recitals and recite in plays?<br /><br /> * Why does your nose run, and your feet smell?<br /><br /> * If an orange is orange, why isn't a lime called a green or a lemon called a yellow?<br /><br /> * What happened to the first 6 "ups"?<br /><br /> * When you open a new bag of cotton balls, are you supposed to throw the top one away?<br /> * Are there seeing eye humans for blind dogs?<br /><br /> * Why is it that when you transport something by car, its called a shipment, but when you transport something by ship, its called cargo?<br /><br /> * How can there be self-help groups?<br /><br /> * Why isn't there mouse-flavored cat food?<br /><br /> * Where do forest rangers go to "get away from it all"?<br /><br /> * If white wine goes with fish, do white grapes go with sushi?<br /><br /> * What's another word for synonym?<br /><br /> * How come you never hear about gruntled employees?<br /><br /> * Why are there Braille signs on drive-up ATM's?<br /><br /> * If I were you, who'd be me?<br /><br /> * What if there were no hypothetical situations?<br /><br /> * If vegetarians eat vegetables, should we avoid humanitarians?<br /><br /> * Isn't there a statute of limitations on stupidity?<br /><br /> * How would we measure hail without golf balls?<br /><br /> * If all the world's a stage- where does the audience sit?<br /><br /> * Can you open your mind without it falling out?<br /><br /> * Why do they use braille on the number pads of drive-through bank machines?<br /><br /> * How did a fool and his money get together?<br /><br /> * How does Teflon stick to the pan?<br /><br /> * What's another word for thesaurus?<br /><br /> * What do they use to ship styrofoam?<br /><br /> * What was the best thing before sliced bread?<br /><br /> * Why is it that the other line always moves faster?<br /><br /> * Why do they call them briefings when they take so long?<br /><br /> * Why is it that there are never enough days in a weekend?<br /><br /> * Without the last minute, how much would ever get done?<div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/1467936284690030804-3866795177317778048?l=somethinglearn.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>Your life won't change unless you change it.http://www.blogger.com/profile/12313160160600834908noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-1467936284690030804.post-10386633449261037842008-04-06T23:57:00.000-07:002008-04-07T00:08:25.360-07:00<span style="font-weight:bold;">What’s the difference between Codebehind="MyCode.aspx.cs" andSrc="MyCode.aspx.cs"?</span><br />CodeBehind is relevant to Visual Studio.NET only.<br /><br /><span style="font-weight:bold;">What’s a bubbled event?</span><br />When you have a complex control, like DataGrid, writing an event processing routine for each object (cell, button, row, etc.) is quite tedious. The controls can bubble up their eventhandlers, allowing the main DataGrid event handler to take care of its constituents.<br /><br /><span style="font-weight:bold;">What is the Global.asax used for?</span><br />The Global.asax (including the Global.asax.cs file) is used to implement application and session level events. <br /><br /><span style="font-weight:bold;"> What is the transport protocol you use to call a Web service?</span><br />SOAP (Simple Object Access Protocol) is the preferred protocol.<br /><br /><span style="font-weight:bold;">What is ViewState?</span><br />ViewState allows the state of objects (serializable) to be stored in a hidden field on the page. ViewState is transported to the client and back to the server, and is not stored on the server or any other external source. ViewState is used the retain the state of server-side objects between postabacks.<br /><br /><span style="font-weight:bold;">What does the "EnableViewState" property do? Why would I want it on or off?</span><br />It allows the page to save the users input on a form across postbacks. It saves the server-side values for a given control into ViewState, which is stored as a hidden value on the page before sending the page to the clients browser. When the page is posted back to the server the server control is recreated with the state stored in viewstate.<div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/1467936284690030804-1038663344926103784?l=somethinglearn.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>Your life won't change unless you change it.http://www.blogger.com/profile/12313160160600834908noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-1467936284690030804.post-7110263168074670412008-03-12T23:40:00.000-07:002008-03-12T23:45:49.420-07:00* Imagination is more important than knowledge<br /><br />* We were so poor my daddy unplugged the clocks when we went to bed.<br /><br />* To keep a lamp burning we have to put oil in it. .<div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/1467936284690030804-711026316807467041?l=somethinglearn.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>Your life won't change unless you change it.http://www.blogger.com/profile/12313160160600834908noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-1467936284690030804.post-81160139020512417042008-03-09T07:24:00.000-07:002008-03-09T07:26:38.940-07:00Ans:<br /><br />Create[dbo].[split_value](@RowData varchar(max),@SplitOn nvarchar(5)) <br /><br />RETURNS @RtnValue table <br />( <br /> <br /> Data varchar(max) <br />) <br />AS <br />BEGIN <br /> Declare @Cnt int <br /> Set @Cnt = 1 <br /> <br /> While (Charindex(@SplitOn,@RowData)>0) <br /> Begin <br /> Insert Into @RtnValue (data) <br /> Select <br /> Data = ltrim(rtrim(Substring(@RowData,1,Charindex(@SplitOn,@RowData)-1))) <br /> <br /> Set @RowData = Substring(@RowData,Charindex(@SplitOn,@RowData)+1,len(@RowData)) <br /> Set @Cnt = @Cnt + 1 <br /> End <br /> <br /> Insert Into @RtnValue (data)<br /> Select Data = ltrim(rtrim(@RowData)) <br /> <br /> Return <br />END<div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/1467936284690030804-8116013902051241704?l=somethinglearn.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>Your life won't change unless you change it.http://www.blogger.com/profile/12313160160600834908noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-1467936284690030804.post-68790218092701541712008-03-09T07:20:00.000-07:002008-03-09T07:24:35.111-07:00Create [dbo].[GetCartIds](@nuserid VARCHAR(200))<br /><br />RETURNS VARCHAR(8000)<br />AS<br />BEGIN<br />DECLARE @Output VARCHAR(8000)<br />SET @Output = ''<br />SELECT @Output = CASE @Output<br />WHEN '' THEN convert(varchar(50),nCartId)<br />ELSE @Output + ',' +convert(varchar(50),nCartId)<br />END<br />from tblcart where nuserid=@nuserid<br />RETURN @Output<br />END<div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/1467936284690030804-6879021809270154171?l=somethinglearn.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>Your life won't change unless you change it.http://www.blogger.com/profile/12313160160600834908noreply@blogger.com0